The Tiddy Bear. Supplies are limited so call now. Kush Support — A boob separator for women who like to sleep on their sides but don’t like their breasts touching. It’s so unreasonably phallic we just don’t know what to say. $50 dollars! And now the Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask — It’s like doing sit-ups for your face, only instead of doing something healthy you’re electrocuting yourself while dressed as a serial killer. Halloween IV and Jason. Watch: The Comfort Wipe — Wipe yourself without touching toilet paper. As they say in the ad, “Think about it, toilet paper is REALLY disgusting.” Now in the old days it was two red corn cobs and one white corn cob to be sure you got it all. Wasn’t $19.95 either. Toilet Paper Foam Moistener — Aah! Facial Flex — Forget about facelifts. And when you are having a bad hair day. Bumpits: Hair Volumizing Inserts — As they say in the infomercial, “It’s so fun to bump a pony.” Finally, AromaTrim. Guess it keeps you from eating brownies.
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